We hate to bring it up, but your net wealth might be negative.
Welcome to the world of post-college stress!
Introducing the first in our Life is Hard Collection - Student Loans! This wooden wick candle is a blanket of stress-relief while you learn what a budget is, and think for a minute about investing in bitcoin out of desperation.
The scent is a mix of sweet maple and relaxing rum. Trust us, this is a great investment.
available as a 7 oz or mini candle.
Top notes: Maple, Lemon
Middle notes: Bourbon, Vanilla
Base notes: Musk, Cedar